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A Chinese guy goes to a Jew to buy black bras, size 38.
The Jew, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers. Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for them.
The Chinese guy buys 25 pairs.
He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty.
The Jew tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.
The Chinese guy returns a month later and buys the Jews remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75.00 each.
The Jew is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38 bras and asks the Chinese guy, “…please tell me – What do you do with all these black bras?”
The Chinese guy answers: “I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps to you Jews for $200.00 each.”
- Submitted by Barry Varkel
Son:”Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!”
Father: That’s great son. Who is she?
Son: It’s Sandra, the neighbor’s daughter.
Father: Ohhh I wish you hadn’t said that. I have to tell u something son,
but u must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister.
The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later …
Son: Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!
Father: That’s great son. Who is she?
Son: It’s Angela, the other neighbor’s daughter.
Father: Ohhhh I wish you hadn’t said that. Angela is also your sister.
This went on couple of times and the son was so mad, he went straight to his mother crying.
Son: Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can’t date
any of them because dad is their father!
The mother hugs him affectionately and says:
“My love, you can date whoever you want. He isn’t your father
- Submitted by Jarrod Danker
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Grandpa to Grandson: Go hide, your teacher is here because you bunked school today.
Grandson: You go hide, I told her you passed away…
- submitted by Jarrod Danker
Please note that the Blue Bull games will no longer be broadcast on Supersport as Supersport is only a channel for champions! Their games will now be shown on Disney channel!
- Submitted by Jarrod Danker
Just after my wife had given birth, I asked the doctor, “How soon do you think we’ll be able to have sex?”
She winked at me and said “Well, I’m off duty in ten minutes, meet me in the car park”.
- Submitted by Jarrod Danker
A naked man looks in the mirror and says to his wife, “Why do I always get a hard-on when I look at myself?” Wife says, “Because your cock thinks you’re a poes too!”
- Submitted by Jarrod Danker
Three girls step on a magic rug that makes you disappear if you tell a lie.
Brunette: I think I’m the prettiest girl in school. *poof*
Red-head: I think I’m the most popular girl in school. *poof*
Blonde: I think-. *poof*
- Submitted By Jarrod Danker
A woman comes home to find her husband in bed with a female midget. Furious, she screams, “You promised you wouldn’t cheat again … !”. The husband replies, “Bloody hell, can’t you see I’m trying to cut down …”
- Submitted by Jarrod Danker
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained as usual, “I have a headache.” “Perfect” he says “I was just in the bathroom powdering my knob with aspirin u can take it orally, or as a suppository. it’s up to you!
- Submitted by Jarrod Danker
80 yr old man finds his wife doing a handstand, naked up against the wall. Shocked, he asks, ‘What are you doing?’ she says ”I know u can’t get it up, maybe u can drop it in !!”
- Submitted by Jarrod Danker
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