Geography of the sexes…

Posted on the August 24th, 2010 under Jokes by Mum-z

It’s that time of the day when your brain needs a bit of comic relief (that’s for those of you out there who have desk jobs). My ‘In’ tray is slowly decreasing, but I still have a lot of work to do, but I was glad to receive this joke from Blade, (Editor of Solid Game and Model Base) which actually made my day:

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMANBetween 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war, doesn’t make the same mistakes twice, & takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet .. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran, ruled by nuts.

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