‘Ras-turbate’ is the new ‘F***’
Who was the idiot who let Ras Dumisani perform without checking him out first. I’m getting worried about the officials who are representing our international interests. First we send off Caster Semanya to Germany, balls to the wall and now we let Ras Dumisani sing the National Anthem without anyone taking note (pun intended) of his actual ability (or inability) to sing. Umm… Hello? Our National Anthem? Our National Anthem! This was not the Redhill Nursery School song or the Greater Johannesburg Mini City Council Theme song or an audition for SA’s NOT Got Talent, it was the National Anthem.
I am pretty sure the French had a good chuckle when they watched as Ras ras-turbated all over the South African National Anthem. So now that Ras has tarnished the reputation of the South African National anthem, I think it’s only fair that a new term be invented in his honour. ‘Ras-turbe’. Anytime that something bad happens, it’s a ‘ras-turbation’. If you get screwed over by somebody, then you’ve been ras-turbated. If you are depressed or really pissed off, then you are going through a ras-tubational time of your life.
That Ras-turbating Ras Dumisani ras-turbated up the South African Anthem and now we have to deal with the consequences of his ras-turbate up. (Enough profanity) Needless to say, we lost the game. I’d also wouldn’t be able to focus on the field with Ras’s singing ringing in my head.
Anyway, it was great to see Malema’s comment on the issue:
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